The Monster Method

These Aren’t Emails.

They’re Tiny Sticks of Dynamite.

Designed To Slip Past Your Logic, Hook Your Lizard Brain, and Make Your Finger Click Buy Before Your Mind Catches Up.

This method resurrected dying launches.
It rewired the way Tony Robbins’ team thinks about email.
It crushed long-form copy in head-to-head tests.

And now—for the first time—Anton’s revealing the system.
No fluff. No theory. Just the method that works.

This is so powerful, I even used it once to save someone’s life.

If you’ve ever stared at a blank page wondering how to start...
If your emails sound smart but still don’t convert...
If your list feels numb, bored, or burnt out...

You don’t need more words.
You need more feeling.

This is The Monster Method.
Once you steal it, you’ll never write the same way again.

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What You’ll Learn Inside the Training:

✅ Write 8-line emails that outclick 800-word essays
✅ Create emails so short… people can’t help but read them
✅ Say just enough to get the click—and not one word more
✅ Cut 30% of your words and watch your CTR climb
✅ Learn Anton’s go-to method for cutting a 200-word email to 80—with more impact
✅ Discover why “less is more” is deadly effective in 2025 inboxes
✅ Use constraint as a creative advantage—8 lines, no filler, maximum click
✅ Find your “8-line flow state”—and stay there
✅ Understand why saying less can make your message louder
✅ Cut through inbox noise without shouting—just whisper what they secretly want to hear
✅ Write like a poet, sell like a sniper
✅ Trigger primal emotions that get clicks before logic kicks in
✅ Seduce the reader’s lizard brain with storytelling that hits like a Mike Tyson uppercut
✅ Use Anton’s “tickle the lizard brain” trick to spike interest in any topic
✅ Sell the click, not the product. (Most writers blow this.)
✅ Learn how to “hold the punchline” to make people beg for what’s next
✅ Turn vulnerability into your biggest marketing weapon
✅ Use “punch-in-the-gut” stories to short-circuit reader resistance
✅ Make your reader say “holy sh*t… that’s me” in the first sentence
✅ Flip your biggest insecurity into your strongest hook
✅ Write like you’re texting someone who’s having the worst day of their life—and needs you to say just the right thing
✅ Make your readers feel seen, heard, and understood—in one sentence
✅ Write emails that feel like someone finally understands them
✅ Show your reader more care than anyone else in their inbox
✅ Weaponize empathy (ethically) to bypass resistance and win hearts
✅ Unlock the empathy principle that will 10x your writing (and your relationships)
✅ Flip emotional pain into the most powerful marketing copy you’ve ever written
✅ Turn your self-doubt into your copy’s secret fuel
✅ Write copy that soothes before it sells
✅ Discover what it really means to “enter the conversation in their head”—emotionally
✅ Apply “safe space” energy to your email flow—and make your reader relax into the sale
✅ Tap into Anton’s "Velvet Box" trick to skyrocket curiosity
✅ Discover why not revealing the offer boosts conversions
✅ Apply the Velvet Box strategy to any offer—health, finance, coaching, SaaS
✅ Make even a boring product feel like a secret worth chasing
✅ Master the subtle art of leaving the reader wanting more (and clicking to get it)
✅ Use contradiction to create hypnotic tension inside your emails
✅ Use “And yet…” to unlock emotional whiplash in your copy
✅ Crack open curiosity with one emotionally honest sentence
✅ Learn how to flirt with the click instead of forcing the sale
✅ Learn the storytelling trick that made one girl cry on a date—and how it works in email
✅ Master the 4-Word Copy Formula Anton swears by for every email
✅ Use Anton’s Four H Framework to test your subject line in under 10 seconds
✅ Watch Anton map email emotion to primal survival instincts
✅ Unlock the "Sherlock Holmes" copywriting method most pros miss
✅ Shift from clever copy to clean, clear, primal communication
✅ Understand why the average writer overwrites—and how to undo the habit
✅ Spot the four fatal biases that make most writers overwrite—and how to escape them
✅ Gain the confidence to cut your word count without losing meaning
✅ Replace every “clever line” with a line that feels like truth
✅ Get a front-row seat to the difference between “selling” and connecting
✅ Steal Anton’s bullet-writing exercise that landed his first copy job with Ramit Sethi
✅ Learn the exact line Anton used that made a suicidal friend feel safe—and how that same empathy drives opens
✅ Discover how Anton used heartbreak, divorce, and dance class awkwardness to sharpen his voice
✅ Uncover how one awkward salsa class taught Anton more than a decade of funnels
✅ Hear what Anton learned by listening to real customer service calls in secret
✅ Learn why trying to “sound smart” is costing you sales—and how to stop
✅ See how top Agora promos use what’s not said to drive millions in revenue
✅ Discover how not believing in the product killed a Tony Robbins funnel—and how to fix that
✅ Learn how Anton channels heartbreak, rejection, and ADHD into pure copy fire
✅ Find the gold hidden inside your emotional breakdowns
✅ Leave people whispering, “No one else writes like this.”
✅ Get the reader to lean in, not scroll past.
✅ Copy-paste Anton’s formula for turning insights into bullets that convert.
✅ Stop over-explaining. Start emotionally leading.
✅ Create inbox drama—without clickbait shame.
✅ Find out why most promos fail before the click—and how to fix it in 3 seconds.

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